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Wikalows vs. Oofas
2000-1258 B.M

A long time ago in the year 2000 B.M, there lived a tribe of Oofas and a tribe of Wikalows in the Muji Valley. Between them sat a forest in which there were magical things.

At first, both tribes lived peacefully, until Empress Cynoofusa came into power. The Empress was a young 50 years old and had just had her coronation.She wanted the Oofa tribe to have complete control over the forest.

The Wikalows were quite passive, until, 20 years into Empress Cynoofusa’s reign, a new leader emerged in their tribe. This leader wanted the Wikalows to have full control of the forest.

One spring day, the oofa princess, who was named Kiroofusa, was walking through the forest. She loved looking at the floating trees, the fallen light-pink blossoms, and primitive Ki-turkeys flying overhead. The princess came upon a beautiful floating tree with wide-spread branches shaped in a way that made it look like cupcake frosting. A Wikalow girl was hopping through the forest nearby, and she spotted the Oofa from a few yards away. The Wikalow came over to the oofa, and sat nearby.

“Hello, I am the princess of the Wikalows. Who are you?” Asked the Wikalow girl.

“I am Kiroofusa, princess of the Oofas” Kiroofusa answered. “It is nice to meet you”

They both shared some things about what it was like to live in their tribes, especially as heirs to the thrones. They hopped together and talked until sunset, when they had to go back to their homes. They met again the next day, and the next day, and the next day.

 

“I declare war on the Wikalows” was the worst thing Kiroofusa had heard her mother ever say during a rally. The next day, the Wikalows and Oofas started fighting battles in the forest, and the two princesses could not meet anymore, for it was too dangerous.

The war lasted 900 years, and millions of Oofas and Wikalows lost their lives. Both tribes were a mess. Empress Cynoofusa was growing old, and died in 1257 B.M. The princess would now become the Empress.

After Empress Kiroofusa’s coronation, she declared the war over. They agreed with the Wikalows that they would split the forest into half, but both Oofas and Wikalows could go through all the forest. Both kingdoms remain peaceful to this very day.

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